soy:

(If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To

Weezer ft. Sara Bareilles

(via filmvisuality)

(via mindset)

watched this (AGAIN!) last night with my dad.

(via mindset)

watched this (AGAIN!) last night with my dad.
libraryland:


indybobindy:






this is the kind of librarian that I want to be.

libraryland:

indybobindy:


this is the kind of librarian that I want to be.
Vampires are meant to be frightening, not some actor douchebag with big hair. “Aaah, don’t worry, I only care about you and I’m a vegetarian.” That’s not a vampire, that’s a Jonas brother.

When Aaron Burr shot Hamilton he was the sitting Vice President of the United States under Thomas Jefferson which, due to the way the voting worked at the time, meant Burr had come second in the presidential race, actually tying Jefferson on electoral votes. And he fucking shot a dude! Can you imagine the fallout today if a sitting vice president shot somebody?!


Oh, right.

6 Historic Villains You Didn’t Know Had Incredible Careers | Cracked.com

plans for the day

synecdoche:

listen to scrambles, wear sequins, get belligerently whiskey/gin/beer drunk, have fun fun fun, yell at dad for taking t-bird away, eat lots of cake, get injured in a wheelchair, secretly throw up in bathroom, drink more, ??????, pass out (hopefully not until after mcdonalds breakfast).

today i am not going to cry or make out with anyone unless it’s at the same time and done solely for hilarity.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PILOT!