20 8 / 2014

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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20 8 / 2014

"When you are an affluent-seeming white man and you ask for things that don’t belong to you, sometimes you’re not really asking. It’s sort like Bill Clinton asking Monica Lewinsky to have sex with him. There’s a context behind the asking.

When you ask a serviceperson for something that doesn’t belong to you, there is often a subtext of, “If I complain to your manager, you know your manager is going to listen to me. Just look at me, and look at you.”

And sometimes, of course, this is not the case at all, and you’re just being a garden-variety annoying customer. Or a bully.

If you seem to be “getting everything you want,” you should probably examine whether you’re getting it at someone’s expense, or whether you’re just constantly, in small ways, making the world worse."

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20 8 / 2014

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20 8 / 2014

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

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19 8 / 2014

Afternoon with #barkdog

Afternoon with #barkdog

18 8 / 2014

someone wants me to teach a paleo baking class wtf why would I ever do that? I’m really good at baking/cooking but using paleo ingredients means most of the chemistry, ingredients, and techniques I have learned are basically useless. Noooooope. Plus I don’t want to deal with restrictive diet people! I don’t know how to say thank you but miss me with all of that

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18 8 / 2014

threelisabeth:

everyone listen to the new charli xcx cause it’s fucking beyond. i don’t wanna go to school / i just wanna break the rules, same gurl

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18 8 / 2014

Beyoncé’s Countdown is #12, Drunk In Love #44 and 1+1 #122 on Pitchfork’s '200 Best Tracks of the Decade (so far)'

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18 8 / 2014

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18 8 / 2014

threelisabeth:

REORIENT ALL YOUR FAILURES. DROPPED THREE MUGS ON THE FLOOR TODAY? DISASTER CHIC. WORE THE SAME STAINED SHIRT FOUR DAYS IN A ROW? GARBAGE CHIC. DIDN’T BRUSH YOUR HAIR? TAKING “ARTFULLY DISHEVELED” TO PREVIOUSLY UNREALIZED LEVELS OF GLORY. DIDN’T BRUSH OR WASH YOUR HAIR, FOR THE PAST, LIKE, WEEK? YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL PRINCESS OF THE FOREST, EMERGING BLINKING INTO A STRANGE URBAN LAND. FUCKED UP PAINTING YOUR NAILS? ABSTRACT AND INSOUCIANT. WHO CARES, LIFE’S WEIRD, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE CREATURE, W H A T E V E R

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