08 9 / 2012

brofisting:

thedailywhat:

Say What Now of the Day: Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns, Jr. recently sent a letter to Baltimore Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, in an attempt to discourage linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo’s support of a state ballot initiative that would legalize gay marriage.  The letter didn’t sit well with teammate (and punter) Chris Kluwe, who unleashed an all-out, expletive-laden blitz attacking Mr. Burns’ proclivities:
If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you’ll start thinking about penis? “Oh sh*t. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that hot dong action!” Will all of your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (Unlikely, since gay people enjoy watching football too.)
[deadspin]

I’m suddenly quite pleased with Baltimore football.

brofisting:

thedailywhat:

Say What Now of the Day: Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns, Jr. recently sent a letter to Baltimore Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, in an attempt to discourage linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo’s support of a state ballot initiative that would legalize gay marriage.

The letter didn’t sit well with teammate (and punter) Chris Kluwe, who unleashed an all-out, expletive-laden blitz attacking Mr. Burns’ proclivities:

If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you’ll start thinking about penis? “Oh sh*t. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that hot dong action!” Will all of your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (Unlikely, since gay people enjoy watching football too.)

[deadspin]

I’m suddenly quite pleased with Baltimore football.

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